Just because I have this bruise on my head, don't think that it had anything to do with my new scooter (unfortunately, the bruise came from a massive accidental head collision with Rider).
In fact, I'm quite adept at handling my new scooter. I'll whiz around the park, oftentimes reaching speeds of 45mph.
I can't gauge speed yet, btw, but it feels like 45mph, at least.